If I made another album,
(Though the notion is absurd)
I’d bestride the tarmacadam
Just in front of Abbey Road.
I would make a concept album,
And the concept would be otters.
Otters don’t have many albums
And I’m told by otter spotters
That the otter is forgotten by the men in A & R
So I’d start right at the bottom,
With an otter.
And a guitar.